"The Most Self Indulgent , Unimpressive Album of the Century - SPIN"

2005-08-12T20:49:00.000-07:00

The New Goetz album, in attempt to represent a more cohesive view into the psyche of Henrietta, has been distilled.

Certain songs have been removed from the order, and may appear at the end as bonus tracks or omitted.

Working Title - 'Receeding, Her eyes on'

Colours
It’s
Not vowing to save anyone
Geranium Tremons
Come on, Let’s Go! *1
41 Ears *1
Braille of the forest floor
Paralytic Twin (revised) *2
Miss. Winona Huxley (Fractal)
Climbing Joe Hill (Roger)
Goofy Instrumental Demarcates the Shift from Goofy to Goofier
Mr. Cyclops
Attacked by Bees
Belgium con mi amour y mi Yaks (from the Belgium Sessions 2003)
Belgious Bride
Kittens
Adventures in Cognition
DSM Forever (Elves)
Shindig?
Hello

Bonus Tracks

Gary
Dad
Carol
Evaporation (Smelting)
India (a child’s companion to the social and economic development of the India Subcontinent)
Captain Cozy*3

all songs H. Goetz Except Where indicated.
*1 - Goetz/Ladzney
*2 - Drums Barnes
*3 - Goetz/Meadows

Henrietta Goetz 3, excerpts

2005-06-26T20:05:00.000-07:00

Henrietta Goetz 3, untitled 3rd album previews

Check back soon for Many (x7)
the epic 2002 Henrietta Goetz Record
(hopefully remastered)

(2001-bio) The Inimitable Life of Henrietta Goetz

In 1992 the Goetz family released "A Girl Next Door, (from innocence to casserole.)" This retrospective chronicled Goetz's early years as a musician/performance artist in New York's East Village throughout the 1960s.

Spin magazine said of it "this is not dada, this is do-do. It has less sophistication than an episode of Friends! Dredging the 60s doesn't deepen anyone's experience! It only brings up filth which has to be disposed of through distribution to banal American consumers."

Nevertheless, Goetz fans heralded the record. Letters poured in thanking the family for the compilation and asking for more. We sadly replied that we were unaware of any more recordings. Henrietta appeared to have been concentrating, in the 1970s, not on music, but on a feline breeding program. Goetz had suffered a breakdown, and had seemingly abandoned music in order to produce a "Chagallico," a strain of calico cats with various Chagall reproductions in their patterns. Not at all strange, considering Goetz's history of "artistic" behavior.

Liner notes from "The Girl Next Door", from an anonymous producer, refer to rumors of Goetz's history of seeming vulgarity "Goetz shook the New York art scene when she shaped fifty pounds of falafel into a goat and publicly slaughtered it in lower Manhattan." Another report told of Goetz's arrest in Tillamook Oregon for tattooing pictures of Marshall Mcluhan on the faces of pre-pubescent boys, after bribing them with M & Ms. Sometime in 1969, Goetz was sadistically sentenced to 500 hours in a potpourri factory following the judge's discovery of her history of pollen allergies.

Rick Snarges from RKO reported. "A sniffling, sneezing Goetz called me in 69" to say that she'd taken a ton of Diphenhydramine (Bendadryl ™) and was feeling, 'sleepy and hollow,' whatever that meant. 'Have a good life Pumpkin. I'm changing my astrological sign to Studebaker. My throat is sore. I'm so horse, man!' she said, sneezing, and hanging up the phone. In retrospect I think she was having an allergy medication induced Washington Irving hallucination. I believe Studebaker, manufactured Cranes, as in Ichabod, (from the legend of Sleepy Hollow) before automobiles. I never heard from her again. Allergies induced her seclusion, and so ended Goetz's career as a musician."

Goetz3

"The Most Self Indulgent , Unimpressive Album of the Century - SPIN"

Henrietta Goetz 3, excerpts